Shipping Shenanigans

Ahoy, ye freedom-lovin’ patriots!⚓

Ahoy there, fellow shipping aficionados! Let’s dive into the wild world of shipping times, shall we? Buckle up, because we’re about to embark on a journey through the land of packages and postal carriers!

Standard Shipping (The Tortoise Route): Choose this option and your goodies will arrive in 3–5 business days. Think of it as a scenic road trip—plenty of time to enjoy the view (or binge-watch your favorite show while waiting).

Priority Shipping (The Hare’s Dash): Need your items faster? Priority is your best buddy, getting your order to you in 2–3 business days. It’s the express lane of shipping—fast, smooth, and no waiting in line.

A Note on Business Days: Shipping times are measured in business days. That means weekends are off duty, so orders placed on Friday won’t appear on Saturday (unless your mail carrier moonlights as a wizard).

Production Time (Our Secret Sauce): Before anything sets sail, we need about 3–5 business days to whip up your order, pack it with care, and send it on its way.

24 Hour Ships: If every item in your cart is marked “24 Hour Ship,” your order will ship the very next day. No split shipments here—our in-house shenanigans keep everything bundled together.

Printed on Order: If you’ve ordered a special Printed on Order, your order won’t ship until the next print window. Depending on design print windows are twice monthly, we’ll move your design into production, and after about 3–5 business days, it’ll be on its way with tracking info delivered straight to your inbox.

In summary: pick your shipping option, factor in production or campaign timelines, and get ready for a little delivery magic. Happy shipping, friends!